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Игра: Goat Simulator
Версия: Update v1.1.28847
Поддерживаемые языки: Eng
Релиз-группа: BAT
Защита: Steam
Требуемая версия игры для установки: Любая

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       Goat Simulator Update v1.1.28847 (c) Coffee Stain Studios
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    ▐▌  Release Date: 03/06/2014        Protection: Steam       ▌
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     ▓▌ Cracked By..: BAT-TEAM          # of Files: few         ▐
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        A text list of fixes/updates is included in the pack.
        You do not need any other updates for this release,
        just the main game.
        --
        Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology,
        bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer
        have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have
        finally come true! WASD to write history.
        Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much
        destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been
        compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of
        being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks,
        you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a
        backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and
        you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam
        Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels,
        missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the
        sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it
        and crash the game.
        Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game
        and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on
        something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or
        maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a
        real goat.
        Key Features
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~
        * You can be a goat
        * Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends
          that you're the alpha goat
        * Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels,
          missions, game modes, and more!
        * MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs,
          everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
        * In-game physics that spazz out all the time
        * Seriously look at that goat's neck
        * You can be a goat
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         1. Unpack release.
         2. Install the update to where you installed the game.
         3. Copy the cracked content from /Crack dir to the
            same place.
         4. Enjoy! ;)
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                   WE DONT WANT ANYONE TO CONTACT US!
                       WE CONTACT YOU IF NEEDED!
        WEB: NEVER         - IRC: NEVER         - EMAIL: NEVER
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        ▀                               NFO UPDATED 13/11/2007
Patch v1.1 notes:
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- Added local splitscreen multiplayer
- Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section
- The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old
- Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.
- Added more goats
- Isn’t this kid super cute? http://vimeo.com/95834056
- Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.
- Added more powers
- Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat
- Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game
- Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay
- Added tons of achievements
- You can now run along walls
- You can now run up walls
- Stand by for Goatfall
- Changed batteries in our fire alarm
- The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.
- The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.
- The Humans have learned how to ride Goats
- Enjoyed flappy goat
- You can now buy hats for money
- This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here
- Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear
- Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.
- Added VR support
- Reverted hitbox of flappy goat
- Made hitbox worse on flappygoat
- Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.
- Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
- Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch
- Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
- Just kidding.
- Removed VR support
- Ultra-realistic water simulation
- Fire alarm still beeping
- You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.
- Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.
- Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
- We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.
- Updated patch notes.
- Added a lot of new sound effects.
- Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!
- There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat.
- Honored Notch
- Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.
- Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone please tell us?
- Patch notes now covers more than an A4.
- Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down
- Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?
- New patch?
- Patch released today does anyone know what it does
- Where are the patch notes
- Fire alarm still beeping
- Why is the patch so big?
- Lazy devs.
- If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
- Is this game worth it? Should I buy?
- Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks
- I don’t like ___, please add an option to remove ___
- Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish
- Plz come back
- Actually optimized the game a bit
- What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?
- I hate water
- Played a whole lot of Wildstar
- Volvo pls fix ___.
- Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
- Added Uncle Goat, I’m sorry about my Goat.
- Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
- Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.
- We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.
- Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.
- Killed PC gaming
- How long will the patch notes be?
- Changed batteries in the other fire alarm
- Increased Storm Spirit’s Static Remnant AoE by 15.
- Ride a bike with a human on your back.
- You can now play ragdoll goat hockey!


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